Found this web site, www.AgeHumor.com, and man, some of these are hilarious! Just a few from a very long list...
Old musicians never die, they just decompose
Old kids never die, they just grow up
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away
Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.
Old card players never die, they just lose their tricks
Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over
Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience
Old fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on
Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way
Old geologists never die, they just petrify
Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls
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